The Root of All Evil: Michelle Obama

School lunches have never been anything too luxurious, but it seems that lately they have been getting worse and worse. For instance, the other day I walked in to the cafeteria hoping to see the only decent thing this school serves; chicken nuggets. There was chicken but, believe me, it wasn't nuggets. It was burnt around the edges, but was somehow uncooked when you bite in to it. To compliment this lavish dish, was rice and a banana. I ended up settling for a burger, that was cemented together with what Chartwells Foods calls "cheese". The root of the problem is Michelle Obama. She is trying to make America healthy, which is great but school food is bad enough. Making it healthier, basically, turns it in to a bio-hazard. School lunches were 99.9% of the reason that I wanted Mitt Romney to win in the recent election. I figured, that as soon as Romney was inaugurated, Ann Romney would come on tv and say "This is America, get as fat as you want! It's a free country!" But Romney lost, so now I sit at lunch nibbling on the semi-edible looking parts of my lunch. Meanwhile, Michelle Obama is most likely sitting in The White House rolling around in the butter, bread, and ranch that I am being deprived of while she cackles like a maniac.